Author: Josie Lynn

  • What’s Your Worst Quality, Mr. Bingley?

    What’s Your Worst Quality, Mr. Bingley?

    Tip 1: Master the Indirect Boast

    Our first tip comes from Mr. Charles Bingley of P&P fame and has to do with turning a seemingly bad quality (your worst quality or your biggest weakness) into an opportunity to do a little bit of self-promotion (i.e. cause the potential employer to see that you really are this awesome person who has no flaws and totally deserves the job!!). It’s the old, let’s disarm them with an “indirect boast” trick.

    In Pride and Prejudice, Mr. Bingley mentions a seemingly bad trait: the tendency to produce incoherent, sloppily composed letters and cleverly spins it in such a way that we come to understand what a quick-witted fellow he really is.

    Brilliant.

    The Setup

    I know you’re familiar with the scene. It’s the one where Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy, Mr. and Mrs. Hurst, Miss Bingley and Elizabeth are all passing a quiet (i.e. boring) evening in the drawing room.

    Mr. Darcy is writing a letter to his sister and Miss Caroline Bingley is trying in vain to flatter and flirt with the surly Mr. Darcy. She refuses to recognize and accept the fact that he is just not into her. At all.

    Awkward.

    She persists in engaging him in conversation, which is painful to read/watch/listen to, but it does provide her brother a chance to demonstrate how to handle that pesky “What’s your worst quality/biggest weakness?” interview question because, getting nowhere with Darcy, Caroline turns to criticizing her brother’s style of letter-writing. (Maybe she was a tad annoyed that he was not doing his part to help her land a landed gentry). In his defense, Mr. Bingley says the following (then Elizabeth chimes in and there are also a couple of snarky comments from Darcy in the dialog below):

    Bingley’s Spin

    “My ideas flow so rapidly that I have not time to express them — by which means my letters sometimes convey no ideas at all to my correspondents.”

    “Your humility, Mr. Bingley,” said Elizabeth, “must disarm reproof.’”

    “Nothing is more deceitful,” said Darcy, “than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast.”’

    “And which of the two do you call my little recent piece of modesty?’”

    “The indirect boast; — for you are really proud of your defects in writing, because you consider them as proceeding from a rapidity of thought and carelessness of execution, which if not estimable, you think at least highly interesting. The power of doing any thing with quickness is always much prized by the possessor, and often without any attention to the imperfection of the performance…”

    Modern-Day Application

    So there you have it. Now imagine Mr. Bingley is being interviewed for a job. (What? A gentleman having to earn his fortune? Never!) But for my purposes, let’s suppose…

    Potential employer: So, Charles, what is your worst quality?

    Charles: My worst quality, I suppose, would be that when I’m working on a project, my thoughts come out so quickly, sometimes they only make sense to me. I have to really slow down and edit myself. (Charles laughs a self-depreciating laugh)

    Potential employer: (to himself) Wow, this guy must be really smart. Only smart people think faster than they can write. Let’s move this guy to the top of the short list.

    Putting Your Spin on It

    Of course, there are probably better worst/best qualities to pick from: being a perfectionist, being single-minded about a project, even saying something like “I tend to be impatient, but I’m working on it…” Mainly, you want to list a quality that actually makes you a desirable employee or use the question as an opportunity to show how you have addressed a “problem” or are currently addressing it.

    The basic idea is to channel your inner Mr. Bingley. Remember, a job interview is not a therapy session. It is not a time for self-disclosure. (Save that for conversations with Mom or episodes of speed dating). A job interview is your chance to sell yourself to a potential employer, so view every question as an opportunity to do just that.

    Next, we will explore what we can learn about job interviews from resident bad-boy, Wickham, who seemed to have a particular aversion to employment.

  • Everything (About Job Interviews) I Learned From Jane Austen

    Everything (About Job Interviews) I Learned From Jane Austen

    Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.

    I first encountered Jane Austen when I was sixteen and purchased a mass-market paperback copy of Pride and Prejudice from a bookstore at the mall. I started reading it on a Saturday morning and read it straight through in one setting. I was supposed to go to a party that evening but ended up ditching my friends for Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy. (Does it mean something bad when you’d rather hang out with fictional people from 200 years ago than party with living, breathing teenagers in your own era? Probably. Anyway.)

    My love affair with Jane Austen books only intensified as I got older. I’ve always marveled at her razor-sharp wit and keen understanding of human nature. On more than one occasion I’ve wished I could be a heroine in one of her novels. I read her books. I watched the movie versions…all of them…multiple times.

    Welcome to the real world

    However, as I grew older and had to face the “real world” (yes, John Mayer, there is such a thing), I started reading literature of another kind—books and magazine articles about Job Interviews and How to Land a Job—and soon found myself well-versed on the art of finding a job. But I hated/loathed/dreaded job interviews.

    The idea of having to go and sit in front of a hiring squad seemed unnatural and demeaning. And what was with those stupid questions that cannot be and are not expected to be answered truthfully? Questions like “What’s your worst quality?” Suppose your worse quality was lying, in which case you would lie about that, so really, the questioner would, in fact, not be enlightened by your answer, at all. Alternatively, if one responded truthfully (and ironically??) and said, “I am a big fat liar,” one just wouldn’t get the job, unless one was interviewing to be a spy, maybe. But something tells me the CIA doesn’t ask that particular question in their interviews.

    Life seems to me a Jane Austen novel

    Sitting in my car one day, waiting to go in to a job interview (and rehearsing my answer to the “worst quality” question), I suddenly realized something: I’d been wasting my time reading all of those how-to books…I could have learned everything I needed to know about job interviews from a Jane Austen novel!

    To be continued…

    Next, how Jane Austen helped me survive job interviews from that moment forward. Or Everything I Learned From Jane Austen…Tip 1: How to answer “What’s your worst quality?”

  • A few of my favorite…books (Childhood edition)

    A few of my favorite…books (Childhood edition)

    Here is a random yet somewhat related thought: I like making lists, especially to-do lists. Then I like crossing items off the list and keeping the lists as proof that I have actually accomplished something.

    The following is a list of my top twenty, all-time favorite books, specifically, a list of my favorite books that I read as a child/young adult. To quote Kathleen Kelly in You’ve Got Mail, “When you read a book as a child, it becomes a part of your identity in a way that no other reading in your whole life does.”

    Note: There are way more than twenty books listed, because a lot of the favorites are series…I tend to think of a series as one book with several volumes, but that’s just me…

    Harry Connick Jr. has his Songs I Heard album…this is my Books I Read list.

    Feel free to weigh in when you’re finished reading. Are any of your favorites on the list? I know everyone has different tastes, but I’d like to know what you think (specifically about your favorite books/generally…oh, about everything).

    Btw, the list is in alphabetical order, just because it’s more diplomatic that way.

    1. Anastasia Krupnik by Lois Lowry
      • I loved how quirky and odd Anastasia was. I think I may have developed my love for lists after reading this book.
    2. The Anne of Green Gables books by Lucy Maud Montgomery
      • Anne and Gilbert are the stuff dreams are made of. I found some kindred spirits when I found these books.
    3. The Betsy-Tacy books by Maud Hart Lovelace
      • A trip back to yesteryear when life was “kinder and gentler.” There’s a Besty-Tacy book for all ages, and I’ve read them all…not in order, however, because my local library did not have a copy of Betsy Was a Junior. My favorites are Heaven to Betsy and Betsy’s Wedding.
    4. The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
      • Teen angst at its finest.
    5. Charlotte’s Web by E. B. White
      • Talking animals. A spider using vocabulary to save a pig’s life. What’s not to love?
    6. Cheaper by the Dozen & Belles on Their Toes by Frank B. Gilbreth and Ernestine Gilbreth Carey
      • The first book was required reading in junior high; the second was a necessary must.
    7. Harriet the Spy by Louise Fitzhugh
      • Welcome to the wacky weird world of Harriet M. Welsch, everyone’s favorite under-age spy.
    8. Honestly, Katie John (series) by Mary Calhoun
      • I loved the Katie John books. My favorite is probably Katie John and Heathcliff. I discovered Wuthering Heights by reading this book, which is a Good Thing.
    9. The Island of the Blue Dolphins by Scott O’Dell
      • This book made me cry. It also made me wonder how I would have fared had I been left to fend for myself on an Island with no one but a dog for company.
    10. The Little House books by Laura Ingalls Wilder
      • Once again, I was a sucker for a book about a family of girls. I loved following Laura’s adventures, from helping her father keep the family alive to meeting and falling in love with Almanzo. Being a pioneer wasn’t for the faint of heart. (As an adult, I realize that these books are problematic. But I included them because some of the thoughts expressed by seemingly good people provide insight into the feelings and attitudes that allowed people to commit injustices without a twinge of conscience. And perhaps therein lies their value.)
    11. A Little Princess by Frances Eliza Hodgson Burnett
      • This was probably my favorite book as a child. I liked it much more than The Secret Garden.
    12. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
      • I come from a family of four girls, so this book will always have a special place in my heart. I remember sobbing uncontrollably when Jo turned Laurie down and wishing that I could have a best friend like him.
      • P.S. Are you starting to detect a theme…how many of these books have “little” in the title?
    13. Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH by Robert C. O’Brien
      • The rats in this book are smarter than most people, and Mrs. Frisby is a brave little mouse who will stop at nothing to save her sick little boy. Who would have thought you could feel compassion for rats and mice? I honestly can’t pass a cage of rats in a pet store without thinking of them.
    14. My Friend Flicka (series) by Mary O’Hara
      • These books were a favorite of my mom’s when she was a child, and she passed the love on to me. I love the daydreaming Kenneth and watching him grow up and fall in love was to die for.
    15. The Nancy Drew books by Carolyn Keene
      • A girl detective? Need I say more? I loved the yellow hardback books. When I was a kid, they tried to update Nancy, they made her modern and paperback, but nothing’s as good as the original.
    16. Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farms by Kate Douglas Wiggin
      • I read this before I read Anne of Green Gables and loved it. When I finally got around to Anne, at first, I thought Anne was a poor imitation. The books stand on their own, and I’m a fan of both.
    17. Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry & Let the Circle be Unbroken by Mildred D. Taylor
      • These books took me to the rural, Jim Crow south. Not I place I’d like to live, but learning what life was like back then was informative.
    18. A Separate Peace by John Knowles
      • Another book that was required reading, with shades of Dead Poets Society.
    19. The Shoe books by Noel Streatfeild
      • I especially loved Skating Shoes, but I also like the fact that Movie Shoes picked up the Ballet Shoes story.
    20. We Interrupt This Semester for an Important Bulletin by Ellen Conford
      • I loved this book, and its precursor, Dear Lovey Hart, I Am Desperate. Even though these books took place in the distant past, I found them timeless.

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  • Introducing Maxwell Parker, P.I.

    Introducing Maxwell Parker, P.I.

    Maxwell Parker cover 3D

    Yes, it’s really happening…

    After much agony and painstaking patience (i.e., “wishing and hoping and thinking and praying, planning and dreaming”) my book, Maxwell Parker, P.I. is going to be published this summer…July 2014!

    Yippee!! Hooray!! Woo-hoo!!

    Okay, celebrations aside…

    Maxwell Parker, P.I. is the first chapter of the Maxwell Parker Chronicles, which will ultimately be a series of books chronicling Maxwell Parker and her adventures in junior high (grades 7-9).

    Chapter two, Maxwell Parker, Love Doctor, will be released in 2015. Look for the third (and final) chapter, Maxwell Parker, MVP in 2016.1

    The Plot Thickens

    Maxwell Parker, P.I. is the story of what happens when an average twelve-year-old with a not-so-average interest in crime discovers some suspicious goings-on in her quiet suburban neighborhood and decides to launch an unofficial investigation. Wackiness ensues because, let’s face it, that’s what wackiness does.

    But Maxwell Parker, P.I. isn’t just a detective story. It’s a story about the ups and downs of friendship, the ins and outs of middle school politics, and finding the courage to be yourself even when that person is “about as popular as toenail fungus.”

    I hope that you will welcome Maxwell Parker and her friends and neighbors into your hearts, although, if you take Maxwell’s view, some of them require 24/7 surveillance…so, you know, use your own judgment.

    Best regards and happy reading,

    Josie Lynn

    Watch the book trailer for Maxwell Parker, P.I.!

    Maxwell Parker, P.I. is published by Stepping Stones for Kids, an imprint of FootePrint Press

    1. Maxwell Parker, Love Doctor was released July 12, 2016. Maxwell Parker, MVP release date TBD. ↩︎